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  • New Ford Truck-really great!

    Nothing like a Ford Truck.

    New Truck built by a company we didn't bail out...


    I bought a new Ford F250 Tri-Flex Fuel Truck. Go figure-- it runs on either hydrogen, gasoline, or E85.
    I returned it to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work. The service technician explained that the radio was voice activated.

    "Nelson", the technician said to the radio.

    The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"

    "Willie!" he continued and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers.

    Then he said, "Ray Charles!", and in an instant
    " Georgia On My Mind" replaced Willie Nelson.

    I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, "Beethoven", I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, "Beatles", I'd get one of their awesome songs.

    Yesterday, some guy ran a red light and nearly creamed my new truck, but I swerved in time to avoid him.

    I yelled, "Azz Hole!"
    Immediately the radio responded with, "Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States .."

    Damn I love this truck....!!!!!!!!!!
    "Hey Hillary, regarding the Benghazi Attack on 9/11-we'll just blame it on that movie, not my total lack of security. By the way, what's so significant about 9/11 anyway-was that a date my buddy Bill Ayers of the Weather Underground blew up a government building?" asked Obama to Hillary. BEAUTIFY AMERICA, RUN OVER A LIBERAL, THEN BACK UP AND SEE IF HE'S DEAD.

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    Haha better then that stupid Chevy add on here I look at everyday


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    • #3
      LOL!!!
      the fishing was good,it was the catching that was bad.

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        HAR!
        Captain, Galveston County Blue Team Fish Killers
        "Fishing Guide"-A person who contributes to the delinquency of a liar.

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        • #5
          Like a rock.
          "Nobody's so poor that democrats can't get rich screwing 'em."
          boom

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          • #6
            Good one!


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            • #7
              REP!!

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              • #8
                Hey now stop knocking GM for bad government practices. Lol
                We are West End Anglers, a saltwater tribe!

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                • #9
                  Had me going there! LOL

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                  • #10
                    HAR !
                    GEORGE A. BRANARD, COLOR SERGEANT, CO. L, 1 ST TEXAS INFANTRY, HOOD'S TEXAS BRIGADE, C.S.A. : S.C.V.

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