I'm about to be a 1%er!!

[Robalo]

I got this email and oh by golly, I'm gonna be mega-bucks!!

I am Mr. Sopheak Keo, the business manager of auditing and accounting department of foreign trade bank plc. (Cambodia branch office) here in Phnom Penh city, I gone through your profile and decided to write to you.

There is a draft account opened in my bank in 1998 by a long-time client of our bank, a national of your country. He was a CEO/a textile company owner, business man, a miner at Kruger mining company here in Cambodia, he was also a geologist and a mining consultant to several other mining conglomerates operating in many countries here in Asia, before he passed away on the November 16th 2004 by car accident with his wife and two children along Cambodia Vietnam road, leaving nobody as the representative of his account after his death.

The amount in this account is currently $28, 625, 370.00.I want to present you as the representative I will use my position and influence in our bank to make sure they release this money to you for us to share.
Kindly get back to me for more details.
Mr.Keo.


I decided to let Obama have this. I forwarded Obama's email address to Mr. Keo-I figure perhaps Obama will use some of the $28 million to give to Solyndra-oh shoot, they don't exist anymore-dang it. Well, maybe he can give it to ACORN-oh shoot, they don't exist anymore. Maybe Michelle can use it to give to the Hospitals so they can buy more ambulances to dump patients????

[boom]

I'm going to be in HCMC Vietnam next month. For a small fee I will go retrieve it personally for you.

[mgstei1]

Well shoot! The way you talk and carry on about progressives I really believed you were already in that 1%. My mistake. Why not give it to the children who cannot participate in the Head Start program or the cancer patients awaiting clinical trials at the National Institute of Health or the 800,000 public employees including NASA who want to get back to work all caused by 1/3 of 1/2 of the republican GOP in the House better known as the Tea Party members who claim that Obama shut down our government when he hasn't signed anything yet from his desk. I'll put you on my hero list at the top if you give it to these poor Americans.

[walkinwader]

lol...i can provide security for you

[Root Canal]

Sounds like one of those Scams you hear about. " Give me some money first and then I will send you a lot more"

[JT]

Well shoot! The way you talk and carry on about progressives I really believed you were already in that 1%. My mistake. Why not give it to the children who cannot participate in the Head Start program or the cancer patients awaiting clinical trials at the National Institute of Health or the 800,000 public employees including NASA who want to get back to work all caused by 1/3 of 1/2 of the republican GOP in the House better known as the Tea Party members who claim that Obama shut down our government when he hasn't signed anything yet from his desk. I'll put you on my hero list at the top if you give it to these poor Americans.

If I REALLY felt that strong about it, I'd give everything(100%) I had to the cause and live in sack cloth and ash; instead of asking somebody else too.

If I were you, I'd post up how much you have given and prove everybody else the hypocrite and end the discussion.

[Curmudgeon]

Darn Robalo! Until that last paragraph I was gonna be your bestest buddy in the world!
Oh well..

[Ibtsoom]

He's gonna buy booze and chicks with it and I'm gonna be his royal taster!

[Baby Tran Cat]

Krueger Industries was where George Costanza from Seinfeld worked for a while right??????

[plugger]

Hey , that was my uncle Clovis and his family ! I'm his last serviving relative ! I'll give you some of the money ,Robalo , as a finders fee .

[reeltime]

Thanks Jt I needed that.. in his world he would have your sandbar give out free drinks 24 hours a day.

sent from my taxpayer-funded sail phone and yes the government is tapped into my talk

[Robalo]

Well shoot! The way you talk and carry on about progressives I really believed you were already in that 1%. My mistake. Why not give it to the children who cannot participate in the Head Start program or the cancer patients awaiting clinical trials at the National Institute of Health or the 800,000 public employees including NASA who want to get back to work all caused by 1/3 of 1/2 of the republican GOP in the House better known as the Tea Party members who claim that Obama shut down our government when he hasn't signed anything yet from his desk. I'll put you on my hero list at the top if you give it to these poor Americans.

If the Dummycrat Senate and Obama signed the House Bill, no one would be furloughed, so not my problem-it's Obama's problem and that little man can't do anything w/o beotching and blaming others, especially for his own failings, so NO, I wouldn't do that. Obama can go to see Mr. Keo himself IMO or just send him Soros or Kaiser's bank accounts-or use his own ill-gotten money.

[Cuda340]

Mr.Robolo,
I am a poor Texan that is recently "re-retired" as I have to wait until next Spring to go back to work at that boat fixing place you and I know. Even though times are tough I'll be more than happy to make sure my passport is current and pull the needed funds out of my account (IF NEEDED) to assist you in recovering the funds as mentioned.
We retired members need to get all the help we can and help each other out every chance we can.
OOOooops! Don't want some to think that I might be one of those Dastardly "1 Percent'Ers" of course.