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Congress Porposes Knife Control Legislation!!!
Now that another psychotic POS ran around with a knife (actually an Exacto knife), Congress has proposed new laws restricting the use of knives by Citizens. FBI background checks, limits on multi-blade knives, licensing and registration by each Citizen that owns more than 10 knives and certain exemptions for machetes solely used for landscaping purposes by "pending immigrants" has been proposed by Harry Reid of Nevada with the support of the Obama Administration.
However, it has come to light that Eric Holder has been implicated of Knife Running under a program implemented by the ATF and referred to as Spoons and Forks (also called "SPORKS"), which allows straw buyers of knives for the Mexican Drug Cartels; however, when brought to the attention of Congress and asked for details, Holder, via Obama, asserted "Executive Privilege" and answered no questions.
Judith Martin, also known as "Miss Manners", has questioned if the new laws proposed by Congress will affect her Etiquette Books and should she revise those books to remove knives from the table and provide that it is acceptable to eat Fried Chicken with your fingers and hands. Obama answered Miss Manners by saying "What you saying Beotch, we be always using our fingers to eat chicken."
Nancy Pelosi and Dianne Feinstein were outraged that so many knives are freely available and wanted further restrictions than Congress has proposed. They propose that Congress create a New Agency, to be called "N.U.T.S." which stands for "Now Use The Spoon" as the enforcing Agency to search all Citizens homes and workplaces without the need of a Warrant to ensure compliance with the new law, violators will be charged with a Class B Felony, lose voting rights and be sent to "Knife Detention Centers" for re-training. Californians applauded their efforts and held a vigil where they burned all knives, including books about knives, and sang songs and then each person planted a flower in memory of all knife fight victim's families where the knife fighter brought a knife to a gunfight and of course lost the fight. Feinstein was quoted as saying "Since my gun control efforts have failed so far, I am all aboard the wagon to ban and restrict knives and that it is for the benefit of US Citizens to give up the right to bear knives, regardless of their intended use as an eating utensil. It is the easy ability to obtain these dangerous and killer assault weapons that must be stopped at all costs." Feinstein's Office said the proposed Budget for N.U.T.S. was "expected to be $15,000,000 per year" and Feinstein was quoted as saying "It's worth it to save one life from these deadly instruments of destruction, no matter what the cost is. No new taxes will be implemented according to my plan, the money will come from the sale of all Cutlery Manufacturing Plants to China by Executive Order under Martial Law to be imposed by the Obama Administration." Oneida Corporation has stated it will file suit to protect its plants, but then announced it didn't matter since all its manufacturing plants were in China anyway due to the absurd laws and restrictions previously imposed on them under ObamaCare and the lack of Stimulus money that was initially earmarked for Oneida but switched at the last minute and given to Solyndra for some unknown reason.
However, it has come to light that Eric Holder has been implicated of Knife Running under a program implemented by the ATF and referred to as Spoons and Forks (also called "SPORKS"), which allows straw buyers of knives for the Mexican Drug Cartels; however, when brought to the attention of Congress and asked for details, Holder, via Obama, asserted "Executive Privilege" and answered no questions.
Judith Martin, also known as "Miss Manners", has questioned if the new laws proposed by Congress will affect her Etiquette Books and should she revise those books to remove knives from the table and provide that it is acceptable to eat Fried Chicken with your fingers and hands. Obama answered Miss Manners by saying "What you saying Beotch, we be always using our fingers to eat chicken."
Nancy Pelosi and Dianne Feinstein were outraged that so many knives are freely available and wanted further restrictions than Congress has proposed. They propose that Congress create a New Agency, to be called "N.U.T.S." which stands for "Now Use The Spoon" as the enforcing Agency to search all Citizens homes and workplaces without the need of a Warrant to ensure compliance with the new law, violators will be charged with a Class B Felony, lose voting rights and be sent to "Knife Detention Centers" for re-training. Californians applauded their efforts and held a vigil where they burned all knives, including books about knives, and sang songs and then each person planted a flower in memory of all knife fight victim's families where the knife fighter brought a knife to a gunfight and of course lost the fight. Feinstein was quoted as saying "Since my gun control efforts have failed so far, I am all aboard the wagon to ban and restrict knives and that it is for the benefit of US Citizens to give up the right to bear knives, regardless of their intended use as an eating utensil. It is the easy ability to obtain these dangerous and killer assault weapons that must be stopped at all costs." Feinstein's Office said the proposed Budget for N.U.T.S. was "expected to be $15,000,000 per year" and Feinstein was quoted as saying "It's worth it to save one life from these deadly instruments of destruction, no matter what the cost is. No new taxes will be implemented according to my plan, the money will come from the sale of all Cutlery Manufacturing Plants to China by Executive Order under Martial Law to be imposed by the Obama Administration." Oneida Corporation has stated it will file suit to protect its plants, but then announced it didn't matter since all its manufacturing plants were in China anyway due to the absurd laws and restrictions previously imposed on them under ObamaCare and the lack of Stimulus money that was initially earmarked for Oneida but switched at the last minute and given to Solyndra for some unknown reason.
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